so once some kid turned up at my house with a boatload of hash oil.
my friend i hadn’t seen in ages was already there, and we got ridiculously wrecked.
later, i walked her to the bus stop with my massive dog while a radge bloke from the pub along the road pointed at his dog and shouted at me about it.
i miss my dog.
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